"You're not gonna do this with a pocket knife."
So says Gabe Weatherhead, the grittiest-DIY-hero-of-geeks you may ever have the pleasure of hearing online, before taking us on a fascinating journey through the conduit of his home network.
As someone who finds himself sewing more and more of his devices together with twisted pairs of copper, I really enjoyed the first episode of Gabe and Erik's new Technical Difficulties podcast. And this is just the start.
So put down your pocket knives, kids. Put in your earbuds, and get out your credit cards.